how to complain

i rescently read a blog called  how to complain and it came to my mind that why do we need leasons on how to copmplain exspicaly us brits, were almost famous for it, other then our funny accsents and apprently large teath thats all we would have, and in my oppinion its depressing that people dont know how to complain its simple ask questions but in a sarcastic tone thats how i and ever one else on this small world does it. so why do people how to give a worded tutorial about it ionstead of wasting it or game reviews that no body will ever watch and even if they do will just egnore i know this as i am one of the people who does that sort of thing and tbh Im glad I am dumb enough to do this as lets face it not everybody likes everything else it would be so much easier to feed people big grey blobs and there would only be a bbc1 and we wouldn’t have to sit through the torture of such shows as channels 4 hollyoaks are its lame ass hitting docs the boy with a door for a face.