Let’s do a rundown of everything I’ve done film wise

In 2000 at the age of 11 I decided that film making was the right path for me I like to watch films in fact to many considering by that time my film collection had grossed 100 films not a lot to u and me now but at 11 it was a lot of films which spanned genres from sci-fi to comedy sci-fi in 2003 at the age of 13 I found my feet at the end of writing and directing also at this point mild insomnia had set in but no biggy. I wrote and starred in a horrible sick film called the kids not a horror it just was bad, as I’m typing this the smell of vomit is filling my room and I am unsure why. The film ‘the kids’ is now like a booby prize on my film work but it got worse instead of getting better, as my effects to write this comedy ‘’the kids’’ had not failed in my eyes but I found it to just have abstract humour, to abstract now I would say. The next step was to make myself a horrible choice of trying to aim more in the way of comedy horrible choice I may claim but it happened I rolled several bad spoofs and parodies video YouTube under the name ‘****** films ’(name removed to hide the identity of them films which is likely to a slow killing soon enough). 2006 I joined Newcastle college and the film shit kept on rolling out until my final piece named cubical, it was a mix of genres I wouldn’t say it was a success but it wasn’t a fail which is good enough for me. I found my mojo in film shooting funny stuff but funny coz it’s creepy and not too abstract.  Then in 2007 a btec in college came up I jumped at the chance this was also the year which I first viewed the film which changed my mind about being a editor to become a producer director this film was of course evil dead. I also made a lot of good friends throughout the college years the course spanned 2 years I made 8 very well shot and directed films, if I may say so myself I found a cinematographer and a large enough group of people to make actual short films which looked fantastic then college finished and I lost both, my mojo and my group, but I found my mojo in the bottom of a cereal box and I was off again working on music videos for local bands squares and that’s pretty much it up to now.. I need more jobs after this music video is done by the way  so post me around to other bands, I have a show reel it’s pretty cool… oh and I’m working on a feature film… like you read all the way to the end of this… u probably just read them last lines.